Today, Canucks everywhere unlaced their hockey skates and gathered to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving. Though I wasn't lucky enough to sneak an invite to Ellen Page's dinner, I hosted my own star-studded evening to share all things Canadian with my dear friends.
The Touques and Turkeys Countdown
10 slightly burnt dinner rolls
9 songs by Michael Buble on our Canadian playlist
8 missed calls to my mother when I panicked about taking the turkey out of the oven
7 roommates and 7 dates (plus 4 very special guests)
6 players on the winning team for Canadian trivia
5 times I gagged while degutsifying and otherwise violating my first turkey
4 dirty looks I gave when people used the word ‘eh’ incorrectly
3 delicious desserts prepared by my beautiful roommates
2 Canadians present at dinner (Thanks for showing up, Biebs)
1 turkey neck extracted from the bird after dinner. I call it extra flavoring. My date called it a red flag.
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to my friends and family north of the border! May your turkey experiences have been far less traumatizing than mine.
hahaha, red flag.
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